02play as Robert Robertson, AKA Mecha Man. now working at Superhero Dispatch Network: not as a hero, but a dispatcher
Yes, I am the legless Vietnam vet from Forrest Gump.
I f*cking love Sour Patch Kids.
Oh, I could rock a blazer.
I turned 39 a few months ago. Went to Dave and Busters. Sh*t was lit.
You can't stop evil. All you can do is control it.
You gonna eat those twinks?
I don't believe in punching women... but I do believe in punching demons.
I only came in as I thought we were playing Magic: The Gathering tonight. I am hoping we still may.
You know, people judge me when they first see me, but then they get to know me and they judge me even more.
You're gonna choke on this f*ckin-- spagetti...
I don't mind being a janitor, but I always wanted to be a hero.
F*ck you mean temporarily? B*tch you blind forever.
Kobe!
Hello darkness, my old friend.
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"Personal relationships with a subordinate must be disclosed." -- SDN Employee Handbook, page 8
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"Avoid situations that create a conflict of interest." -- SDN Employee Handbook, page 12
"It is important to report accidents and injuries promptly." -- SDN Employee Handbook, page 37
"SDN values concerns and suggestions raised by employees." -- SDN Employee Handbook, page 21
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